(Letter from a hard working person in the arts.)
Hey Mark M,
Though I am a stripper and exotic dancer, think of me first as a fighter. I continue my battle against a certain big beverage company for stealing my name! I am not asking for anyone’s sympathy. But this legal matter is costly, so I could use your support. Spread the word that I’m dancing at Juicy Lucy’s in Phoenix. (Now you’ll probably see thatname in your kid’s lunchbox!)
Come on out and bring your bills (and your Toms and Franks and Steves, hahaha.)
Product placement. Proceeds go to defense fund of today’s guest.