Dear Karl Rove:
I have a strategy for your upcoming reelection campaign that I’m offering free of charge. (I don’t want to siphon any much-needed funding from your campaign coffers.) Speaking of money, I realize the Kerry campaign doesn’t have quite as much as the Bush campaign, but they have a cunning that is the result of many of them being lawyers. So they are apt to twist the truth in order to make their points.
For instance, you can very well expect John Kerry in one of the debates to have the audacity to say, “I placed my trust in you, Mr. President, and voted in support of giving you the power to wage war in Iraq if you saw a verifiable threat. Well, Mr. President, you waged war without thinking it through, without confirming that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, and as it turns out, Saddam Hussein was nothing more than a thug of a feeble, weak-kneed, dying-on-the-vine country. Shame on you, Mr. President.”. Here’s where my strategy comes into place, and it will puncture the pomposity of Kerry’s negative charge. In fact, what Kerry will say is going to be such a downer, that I recommend the President make a joke, like, “Why the long face, Senator?” Then, the President can add: “The only shame, Senator, would be for good citizens to waste their vote on a candidate who is so easily bamboozled. I ask America, are you willing to vote for a man who is so easily bamboozled? Whose vote had led to 4,000 Americans being maimed or killed? Sure, we staked our claim that there were weapons in Iraq, that Saddam was in cahoots with Osama, and guess what? He fell for it hook, line and sinker. All we did was just say those things, and that’s all it took to hoodwink the Senator from the gay marriage state! Is THAT the kind of guy you want in the White House?” That’s a slam-drunk strategy!
