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			PAH #166  May 15th 2004
				Glossing Over George
		By Mark Morelli I registered at www.georgewbush.com because I wanted to be kept up-to-date with what those disengenuous buggers are up to in their efforts at getting re- . . . well, elected. All of that record-busting fund-raising has been put to good use. I receive nices pics and portraits of the President and First Lady (along with a return envelope to contribute). Below is a letter I wrote in response to receiving this glossy of the President busy at his desk.
					And what I wrote?
	Dear Republican National Committee: Thank you for the fine photograph of our President hard at work. I hung this photo proudly in my study and I point to it to encourage my children to finish their homework.  "Does the President do his own homework?" my six-year-old daughter asked me. I told her that he has the best tutors in the world, and he listens exactly to what they tell him to do. This will serve as a good example for my own children to become more obedient. Keep up the good work. God is on our side! Mark Morelli                                                              Home